"It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things."
- ― John Green, Looking for Alaska (via dscovers)
"You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present"
- John Green, Looking for Alaska (via stay-cla-ssyy)
"I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit."
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Colonel; Looking for alaska

(via ohwhereareyoualaska)
"Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (…) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present."
- John Green, Looking for Alaska (via kushandwizdom)

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

(via teenagedmutantninjawhitegirl)